Tim Conway Jr. on Demand

Hour 1 (10.22) A fire official told Mark McNabb he might have died if he’d stayed to fight the Norte Fire with his new pool pump. He and his wife had 20 minutes to grab what mattered and go. 6:05 Two men and a woman were pulled from the rain-swollen Pacoima Wash in North Hills Thursday morning as one of the season’s first big storms-soaked Southern California. LAFD crews used a helicopter hoist and a ladder truck to reach them. 6:20 How do you keep going when life gets hard? Susan Fries of Ecola Termite & Pest Control shares the mindset that gets her through. Plus: When did your kid get their first phone? 6:35 The Norte Fire tore through San Clemente and San Juan Capistrano last Friday. Mark McNabb had just remodeled, adding a fire-resistant roof and a pool pump to fight flames. OCFA’s Steve Concialdi told him that staying with that pump may have cost him his life. 6:50 Losing a home to a fire, flood or tornado turns every day into a struggle. McNabb, owner of Surf City Printing, talks about getting back on…

Hour 2 (10.22) Winds likely topping 58 mph snapped palm trees in San Clemente just days after the Norte Fire, and a “gustnado” spun up in Victorville. Plus: Ralphs’ parent company Kroger is cutting 3,000 jobs. 7:05 First the Norte Fire, now this. A violent storm cell tore through San Clemente, snapping a palm and uprooting trees near the municipal golf course. The National Weather Service says it wasn’t a tornado but straight-line winds, likely over 58 mph. After the heat we just went through, we needed the rain. 7:20 Rapper Foenem’s viral Brewer's anthem became the soundtrack of Milwaukee’s NLCS sweep of the Dodgers. How does it stack up against L.A.’s own theme songs? 7:35 Kroger, which owns Ralphs and Food 4 Less, plans to cut about 3,000 corporate jobs over three years as new CEO Greg Foran expands its use of AI. Plus: the latest on a deadly police investigation in Arcadia and Pasadena. 7:50 A “gustnado” spun up near Highway 395 in Victorville as the storm moved through the High Desert. It’s a…

Hour 3 (10.22) Starting Nov. 20, Airbnb hosts can’t make you wash dishes, strip beds or take out the trash. Plus: who gets up to $200 from Amazon, and a woman who cried for three hours over a seat swap. 8:05 Carnival is moving its drink and Wi-Fi packages to dynamic pricing on Dec. 1, with prices that shift by cruise length, itinerary and season. Is that a better deal for cruisers, or just a bigger bill in peak season? 8:20 JetBlue’s first kid-free flight is an adults-only charter out of JFK, sold only as part of a Virgin Voyages cruise package. Plus: a lawnmower theft in Santa Monica, and Mark McNabb on losing his home in the Norte Fire. 8:35 For bookings made on or after Nov. 20, Airbnb hosts can’t require guests to do dishes, strip beds, run laundry or take out the trash, even when you’re paying a hefty cleaning fee. Prime members who signed up between 2019 and 2025 could automatically get up to $200 from Amazon’s $2.5 billion FTC settlement. And Anthropic’s draft IPO filing shows an $80.7 billion…

Hour 4 (10.22) OCFA told Mark McNabb that staying to fight the Norte Fire with his new pool pump might have killed him. Plus: Milwaukee’s viral Brewers anthem vs. the Dodgers’ theme songs. 9:05 Two men and a woman were pulled from the rain-swollen Pacoima Wash in North Hills Thursday morning as one of the season’s first big storms-soaked Southern California. LAFD crews used a helicopter hoist and a ladder truck to reach them.. 9:20 How do you keep going when life gets hard? Susan Fries of Ecola Termite & Pest Control shares the mindset that gets her through. Plus: when did your kid get their first phone? 9:35 The Norte Fire tore through San Clemente and San Juan Capistrano last Friday. Mark McNabb had just remodeled, adding a fire-resistant roof and a pool pump to fight flames. He and his wife had 20 minutes to grab their valuables and go, and OCFA’s Steve Concialdi says staying could have cost him his life. 9:50 Rapper Foenem’s viral Brewers track became Milwaukee’s clubhouse anthem during its four-game…

Hour 1 (10.21) 6:05 — Ding-dong with this rain! It's putting Timmy in a great mood — it is sensational when it rains! Especially in the filthy San Fernando Valley where Tim the Valley-dweller has always... dwelled. Meanwhile, San Clemente is dealing with burn scars and no vegetation following the recent Norte Fire earlier this week, with rains bringing the threat of mudslides. 6:20 — Tim went to Starbucks today, and the only thing people were talking about was the rain. It's big news in Southern California! He likes it when something makes people remove their noses from their phones. People who live in South Orange County listen to KFI and these are the people impacted by the Norte Fire, king tides and the rain. A local emergency has been declared down there. We're getting attacked on all fronts! Meanwhile, in Laguna Beach, they're doing emergency repairs on a massive crack on the PCH, near to where they have Pageant of the Masters. 6:35 — In Newport Beach they're preparing for rain and another potentially…

Hour 2 (10.21) 7:05 — What's up with Conway's massive flannel shirt today? It's a 3X Tall! He'll never tell us the real reason why, but his wife Jen sure will. They were up north and went to Fred Meyer for the Carhartt sale. She saw the shirt on the rack and thought it'd be perfect for The Foosh. They were up in Oregon, and Timmy was freezing, so he took the gift meant for Foosh and wore it himself. The Foosh weighs 220 pounds. Tim weighs less than 160 pounds. Will the shirt fit Foosh? Let's find out live on air! 7:20 — If Tim gets 40 more Instagram followers @conwayshow, then he officially hits 105,000 followers, so jump on it, Oxnard! The new trend in households is ditching the plates and silverware and just throwing food on the table. It's called the "dump dinner" and it involves wrapping the dinner table in tinfoil, dumping the pasta, meat or whatever on the table and diving right in. No dishes, no complaints, just fingers and mouths. Have at it, kids. Costco is attracting shoppers seeking dating…

Hour 3 (10.21) 8:05 — Most people who live in an oceanfront home are older, and right now those people are stressed due to the weather, flooding and wildfires. What things soothe people when they're nervous? According to Timmy, it's going out for dinner with friends, shopping for something nice at the mall, and listening to music from your childhood, especially TV-show theme songs. And No. 1 on that list is the theme song from the sitcom "Cheers." 8:20 — "Schoolhouse Rock" singer Jack Sheldon, most famous for "I'm Just a Bill," used to play every Sunday night at the iconic jazz bar Money Tree in Toluca Lake, and Tim and his wife used to go and see him. Timmy and Croz reminisce about Saturday morning cartoons, "Conjunction Junction" and their shared love for Sheldon. 8:35 — Tim's Instagram @conwayshow has now officially hit 105,000 flowers! People love Walmart and Sam's Club, and now the two retail giants are unveiling a new membership offer to lure in new shoppers. For just $120 a year you can combine both…

Hour 4 (10.21) 9:05 — In sunny Southern California, rain counts as breaking news. And Timmy loves when something finally gets people looking up from their phones. Down in South Orange County — where a lot of the KFI audience lives — they’re dealing with the Norte Fire, king tides, and now the rain, and a local emergency has been declared. Feels like the weather’s coming at them from every direction. Over in Laguna Beach they’re doing emergency repairs on a huge crack in the PCH, right near where they stage the Pageant of the Masters. 9:20 — What’s the deal with Timmy’s giant flannel today? It’s a 3X Tall. He won’t spill the real reason, but his missus Jen will. They were up north, hit the Carhartt sale at Fred Meyer, and she spotted it on the rack and figured it was perfect for The Foosh. Timmy was freezing in Oregon, so he borrowed the gift and wore it himself. The Foosh tips the scales at 220. Timmy’s under 160. Will the shirt actually fit the intended recipient? We’re finding out live on The Conway Show.…

Hour 1 (10.20) A $3,300 DWP bill for two months, and now Mayor Bass says pay what you can. Plus a pulmonologist on how Jalen Hurts’ calf clot reached his lungs, and who should skip this fall’s COVID shot. 6:05 Dr. Ray Casciari is a pulmonologist with St. Joseph Hospital in Orange and Interim Vice President of Medical Affairs at Henry Mayo Newhall Hospital in Valencia. He explains which age groups he says should skip this fall’s COVID vaccine. Then: the Eagles put Jalen Hurts on injured reserve with a blood clot in his calf that reports say moved to his lungs. Dr. Casciari explains how a leg clot becomes a pulmonary embolism and why it has Hurts out indefinitely. 6:20 Pope Leo XIV is back at the Vatican after surgery at Rome’s Gemelli Hospital to remove a localized lung cancer from his right lung. Dr. Casciari explains what that surgery and recovery involve. Also, Selena Gomez says vaping nicotine changed her voice for good, and she’s telling fans it isn’t worth it. 6:35 Dennis Zine, former LAPD officer,…

Hour 2 (10.20) Los Angeles ranks 168th of 182 cities in WalletHub’s new safest-cities list. Plus, Cole’s French Dip is coming back, Porto’s heads to Ontario, and Donnie Wahlberg’s jet skids off a Vegas runway. 7:05 LeBron James opens his record 24th season in a 76ers jersey, and Philly beats the champion Knicks 106-100 at Madison Square Garden on ring night. Porto’s Bakery announces its first Inland Empire location, near Ontario’s airport, but the opening isn’t expected until 2028. And Cole’s French Dip, the downtown LA landmark dating back to 1908, is set to reopen under new owners with a new menu. The Bukowski restroom plaque stays. 7:20 Donnie Wahlberg was on a private jet that aborted takeoff at Harry Reid International Airport, skidded off the runway and hit a fence. “The airplane did take some lumps — but we did not,” he says, crediting the pilots. Newport Beach declares a local emergency ahead of the Oct. 26–28 king tides, with the Balboa Peninsula and harbor islands most at risk. 7:35 The first real…

Hour 3 (10.20) Twenty-five LA bars bet $60,000 that the Dodgers wouldn’t make the World Series, and nearly doubled their money. Plus thieves hit a FedEx truck loaded with graded Pokémon cards in Santa Ana. 8:05 Shadow Hills is the semi-rural horse country of the northeast San Fernando Valley, with miles of dirt trails and street crossings built for horses. The city has upgraded several of those crossings with pedestrian hybrid beacons and warning signs to protect riders and their horses. Plus the story of [Angel’s?] horse Sueño, who lived in Shadow Hills. 8:20 Sueño won at Del Mar in 1977 and paid $50.40, and we play the race call, from “giddyup” to “whoa.” The NFL plays its first regular-season game in France this Sunday, Oct. 25, when the Saints host the Steelers at Stade de France. Owners have approved up to 10 international games starting in 2027, and Asia could follow later. And thieves took two pallets of PSA-graded Pokémon and sports cards from a FedEx truck in Santa Ana. 8:35 Jack Fox of explains why…

Hour 4 (10.20) Mayor Karen Bass tells John Kobylt that most of LA’s $1.3 billion homelessness budget isn’t city money, then spars with him over 110-year-old water pipes two weeks before her runoff. 9:05 Bass says the “smallest amount” of the city’s roughly $1.3 billion homelessness budget comes from the general fund, and federal and state money makes up the majority. She contrasts that with [the $800 million item], which she says is “100% from the general fund.” 9:20 Bass answers for the January 7, 2025 fires: the Palisades fire, the city’s response and where rebuilding stands. 9:35 With the Nov. 3 runoff against Councilmember Nithya Raman close, Kobylt presses Bass on the issues voters will weigh in her bid for a second term. 9:50 Bass says the city now has its first comprehensive plan to fix the infrastructure under its streets, after years of “hit and miss” repairs. Kobylt mentions the water main that broke in front of his house last week. Bass points to the city’s 110-year-old pipes as proof the work…

Hour 1 (10.19) 6:05 — Mark Thompson is back in the house with his broken cankle to gossip with his best buddy Tim Conway Jr. on this balmy Monday night! What’s that you’re saying about CNN, Timmy? Timmy’s betting prowess paid off for our KFI queen of traffic Angel Martinez, who bet big on Boston. What could be worse than Mondays? It’s called the Sunday scaries. Let’s talk about it. 6:20 — Sunday scaries is when you feel anxious and depressed because you’re mentally and emotionally getting back into the work week following the weekend off. Some scientists believe it may be a sign of something unresolved at work. Is the answer to the Sunday scaries bare-minimum Mondays? 6:35 — Karen Bass will be on John Kobylt’s show tomorrow, and Mark gives her props for her bravery. San Francisco comedian Jake Johannsen is a friend of Mark’s, and Timmy is a big fan of his storytelling style of comedy. The lads discuss Johannsen’s best bits. The Norte Fire in San Juan Capistrano and San Clemente has destroyed about six or…

Hour 2 (10.19) 7:05 — Timmy’s special in-studio guest tonight is former NBC Channel 4 weatherman, the iconic Fritz Coleman, who presented the weather for 40 years. He comes from the world of standup comedy — much to the chagrin of meteorologists — and was scouted for TV while performing at the Comedy Store. Luckily, back then there was no weather in the state of California, where it used to be 71 degrees and sunny all year round, so the job was a literal no-brainer. Fritz is here to talk about his hit comedy show “Unassisted Living,” which you can catch at the El Portal Theatre in North Hollywood. Get your tickets at elportaltheatre.com/fritzcoleman 7:20 — When Fritz worked in Buffalo as a weatherman, it was during the OJ Simpson era, and the Juice was bigger than Moses in the frozen Northeast. The only person who came close to OJ levels of popularity in Buffalo was Rick James, another native son. Now the talk of Tinseltown is that OJ may have had an accomplice in the murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown…

Hour 3 (10.19) 8:05 — Have the Brewers ever won the World Series? Let’s find out live on air! And which baseball teams have the lowest payroll and the highest payroll? Timmy will tell you! Is California turning into Florida when it comes to sharks? We’ve got another warning from Manhattan Beach, with a shark swimming super close to shore and near to surfers. There’s also new evidence regarding a potential accomplice with mob ties, Joseph Ippolito, in the OJ Simpson murders of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ron Goldman. Do you remember where you were during the OJ Simpson white Bronco chase? 8:20 — There’re coyotes everywhere in Los Angeles County. One has just been euthanized after an encounter with a 16-month-old baby in Atwater Village in which the child was injured. That coyote was nicknamed Wylie. Should wildlife officials have intervened sooner? What should you do if you encounter a coyote? 8:35 — If Timmy gifted Marky a $50 gift card to Jamba Juice or Starbucks for his birthday and he…

Hour 4 (10.19) 9:05 — Tomorrow Mayor Karen Bass sits down with John Kobylt, and Mark’s tipping his cap — it takes chutzpah to walk into that studio. Then the comedy corner: San Francisco’s Jake Johannsen, an old buddy of Mark’s whose long-form storytelling tickles Timmy’s funny bone. They pull out the bits that still land. Down in San Juan Capistrano, the Norte Fire has burned through seven structures, is sitting at 75% contained, and still has roughly 300 firefighters on it. Atta boys. 9:20 — Fritz Coleman is in the house. The funnyman-turned-weatherman-turned-funnyman’s solo show “Unassisted Living” just wrapped its second year of packing the intimate Monroe Forum at the historic El Portal Theatre in North Hollywood. Fritz’s residency is the longest-running solo show in the theater’s history. He performs it himself with a special guest each month. Sundays at 3 p.m. on March 1, April 26, May 31, June 28, July 26, August 30, September 27, October 25, and November 29 at 5269 Lankershim Blvd. Tickets are $40,…

Hour 1 (10.16) Bill Handel had to leave his San Juan Capistrano home as the wind-driven Norte Fire pushed into South County backyards. He joins Tim live, plus how OCFA crews and neighbors held the line. 6:05 Bill Handel calls in after being evacuated from his San Juan Capistrano home. The Norte Fire started near Portico Del Norte in San Clemente and spread into San Juan Capistrano on Santa Ana winds. 6:20 OCFA hit the fire hard from the air and on the ground. A San Juan Capistrano homeowner was about to open a beer when he spotted a hotspot flaring up behind his house. 6:35 OCFA gives an update at its press conference. The fire started around 11:30 a.m. as a vegetation fire. Evacuation orders went out for parts of San Juan Capistrano and San Clemente, homes were lost, a firefighter was taken to the hospital, and power was knocked out across the area. 6:50 Crews keep the fire inside its current footprint and say they have plenty of water. Neighbors jumped in to help, including one man whose grandfather lost…

Hour 2 (10.16) A Mission Viejo lung doctor on the mask that actually filters wildfire smoke and when to head to the ER. Plus: the winless Kings are favored over Boston? 7:05 Dr. Robert Goldberg is a pulmonologist at Providence Mission Hospital in Mission Viejo, next to the Norte Fire. He covers which mask actually filters smoke, who is most at risk, the warning signs of respiratory distress, and when to go to the hospital. He also gives the best settings for home and car air filters and your AC. 7:20 Santa Ana winds left Southern Californians without power again. Tim makes the case for a real emergency kit: a water pump, a generator and a chainsaw. Then he admits he changed his chainsaw blade while it was still plugged in. 7:35 The Kings are off to their worst start since 1997–98, and they’re somehow favored over the Bruins on Saturday. How is Boston the underdog? Plus, some SoCal Edison customers head into a second day without power. 7:50 Battery backup or gas? We compare Jackery power stations for keeping…

Hour 3 (10.16) A city DWP worker is among four charged in a graffiti spree where the crew rappelled down historic LA buildings and filmed it by drone. Plus: why your bathroom is the riskiest room. 8:05 Santa Ana winds have Southern California in the dark from San Luis Obispo to San Diego. Then there’s the graffiti crew: prosecutors say four men, including an LADWP employee, used climbing gear to tag downtown and Mid-Wilshire buildings, filmed it with drones, and profited from the vandalism. 8:20 The Norte Fire may have started on a hillside with no recorded wildfire in decades, while most of the area’s fire history sits farther east. It’s the same week the Long Beach Peninsula is still recovering from waves that broke through its bulkhead. 8:35 NFL handicapper Sammy Long (@thesammylong on X) picks the weekend: Chargers at Chiefs, Texans at Jaguars, Bills at Raiders, Cowboys at Packers, and 49ers vs. Commanders. Plus his Gold Star Game and everyone’s worst bad beat. 8:50 Blackouts, a Kelvin wave, floods,…

Hour 4 (10.16) A Mission Viejo lung doctor on the right mask for wildfire smoke, when to head to the ER, and how to set your home and car air. Plus, Bill Handel on fleeing the Norte Fire. 9:05 Bill Handel had to leave his San Juan Capistrano home when the wind-driven Norte Fire pushed into South County backyards. He tells Tim what it was like, and how OCFA crews and neighbors held the line. 9:20 Dr. Robert Goldberg is a pulmonologist at Providence Mission Hospital in Mission Viejo, next to the burn area. He covers which mask actually filters smoke, who is most at risk, the warning signs of respiratory distress, and when to go to the hospital. He also gives the best settings for home and car air filters and your AC. 9:35 Santa Ana winds left Southern Californians without power again. Tim makes the case for a real emergency kit: a water pump, a generator, and a chainsaw. Then he admits he changed his chainsaw blade while it was still plugged in. 9:50 Battery backup or gas? We compare Jackery power stations for…

Hour 1 (10.15) A brush fire raced through Encinal Canyon above Malibu on Thursday as Santa Ana winds gusted to 70 mph, and forecasters say the winds peak Friday. 6:05: Breaking: the Bryson Fire starts near Encinal Canyon Road and Mulholland Highway in the Santa Monica Mountains. High wind warnings are in effect, and the strongest Santa Ana winds are still coming. 6:20: Crews get a handle on the Peak Fire north of San Gabriel Canyon Road in Azusa, and the evacuation order is downgraded. Santa Ana winds plus a heat advisory keep fire danger high across SoCal through Saturday. 6:35: Campus Kilpatrick, LA County Probation’s juvenile rehabilitation campus in the Malibu hills, sits near the Bryson Fire zone. Here’s what the “LA Model” of juvenile justice looks like. Plus, the three fires we’re watching: Bryson in Malibu, Peak in Azusa, and the Henderson Fire at Camp Pendleton, which shut down the 5 Freeway. Red Flag Warnings run until 8 p.m. Saturday because of heat, single-digit humidity and strong winds. 6:50:…

Hour 2 (10.15) Southern California Edison may cut power to parts of Malibu as Santa Ana winds and Red Flag conditions stretch through Saturday. Plus, the Dodgers play to stay alive in the NLCS. 7:05: Edison weighs Public Safety Power Shutoffs for Malibu as Santa Ana winds drive up fire danger, with a Red Flag Warning in effect until 8 p.m. Saturday. Plus, the Dodgers trail the Brewers 3-0 in the NLCS, so Game 4 at Dodger Stadium is win or go home. 7:20: The 7-day forecast: how long the Santa Ana winds, low humidity and heat stick around, and when the fire danger finally eases. 7:35: The latest on the Bryson Fire near Encinal Canyon Road in Malibu and the Peak Fire in Azusa. 7:50: Santa Ana winds slam the San Bernardino Mountains, which are under a High Wind Warning. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 3 (10.15) The Dodgers’ run at the first three-peat since the 1998–2000 Yankees ended in a four-game sweep by Milwaukee. The Dodgers’ own radio voices stop by from the studio next door to react. 8:05: The Brewers are headed to their first World Series since 1982, and their first ever as a National League team. The Dodgers are out, and Tim runs through the rest of LA sports: the Rams, Chargers, Kings and Angels. 8:20: The three-peat run comes to an end. Dodgers radio voices David Vassegh, Tim Cates and Colin Yee come over from AM 570 next door to talk about what went wrong. 8:35: Two straight World Series titles, and then the Brewers stop the train. Shohei Ohtani’s three-run homer gave LA an early lead that didn’t hold up. 8:50: The latest on the Peak Fire in Azusa, the Bryson Fire in Malibu and the Henderson Fire at Camp Pendleton. Plus, a last look at the end of a historic Dodgers run Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 4 (10.15) The Brewers came back from four runs down to beat the two-time defending champion Dodgers 6-4 and finish a four-game NLCS sweep. It sends Milwaukee to its first World Series since 1982. 9:05: The 7-day forecast: how long the Santa Ana winds, low humidity and heat hang around, and when the fire danger finally lets up. 9:20: The latest on the Bryson Fire near Encinal Canyon Road in Malibu and the Peak Fire in Azusa. 9:35: The Brewers are going to the World Series for the first time in 44 years. They were an American League team in 1982, so this is the franchise’s first National League pennant. 9:50: Shohei Ohtani’s three-run homer had LA up early, then the bullpen gave it away and the Dodgers left runners stranded all night. Two straight titles, and the Brewers stop the train. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.14) 6:05 — Right now, the Dodgers are losing to the Brewers 1:0 in the fourth inning — ding-dong. The next generation of Dodgers is already set in stone — they’re all in elementary school decked head to toe in Dodgers gear. Timmy is a lifelong Dodgers guy and remembers his first game. Next, Timmy waxes lyrical about best-friend radio hosts from ALT 98.7, Booker and Stryker, who do everything together, including drinking sodas according to The Foosh. Why can’t we all be like Booker and Stryker? 6:20 — Red Flag Warning: LA is preparing for unsafe high winds up to 50 miles an hour in places like Santa Clarita, starting Friday. Ojai, Oxnard, Malibu, DTLA, Pomona, Irvine and Palmdale. Temecula will bear the brunt, with winds up to 52 miles an hour starting Thursday morning and potentially through to Saturday. 6:35 — Netflix is going through horrible layoffs to the tune of 6% of its workforce, or 1,000 people. How is that possible when the streaming company was on the verge of buying Warner Bros? It’s…

Hour 2 (10.14) 7:05 — There was a stabbing near USC campus at the Metro station, which makes parents crazy with worry. The economy is suffering in Hollywood, with much filming production money moving out of state. There's been layoffs at the big movie studios, and the sound stages have gone quiet. So much so that to make a buck, they’re being rented out for things like weddings and parties. The decline has been driven by tax incentives in locations outside of California. Film production has been cut in half since 2019, with 50,000 jobs slashed in a decade and 80 small film and production companies shuttering. And the Dodgers are now down, with a 19% chance of winning this game. The Brewers are leading 4 to 2, but it’s still doable for the Dodgers. 7:20 — Bad news at Dodger Stadium, with the guys down to seven outs and Milwaukee up two points. After ticket price hikes, Metrolink is now cutting service starting November due to lower ridership and rising operation costs, which will greatly impact commuters. The…

Hour 3 (10.14) 8:05 — Timmy received a sweet birthday letter from a nice guy from Newport named Joe Ruis who is a longtime Conway Jr listener and also a fan of King Taco. Meanwhile, the Dodgers are down but still not out. Timmy thinks they’re gonna win this game — he likes the odds of a 1% chance. Has LA officially fallen off the sporting map? Sure seems that way. Timmy can’t remember a worse week for all the Los Angeles teams. 8:20 — Dodgers lost to Milwaukee, now they need to beat them four straight games. It’s a difficult task but not impossible. The race to secure Orange County beaches against El Nino is on. There’s been a dramatic loss in sand, and it’s only getting worse. They’re bringing in 9,000 cubic yards of sand, or 15 million pounds, to try to save the coast from the local car park near the Pacific Coast Highway from erosion. Caltrans is working with state parks and the Coastal Commission to save our beaches. The beaches represent one third of the OC economy. Did you know? Amelia Earhart was a…

Hour 4 (10.14) 9:05 — Just when you thought the weather was finally cooling off, here come the Santa Anas. LA County is under a Red Flag Warning starting early Thursday through Friday night — and possibly lingering into Saturday. Gusts of 50 to 70 mph in the mountains, 40 to 60 in the valleys and along the coast, covering the Santa Monica Mountains, Malibu, San Fernando Valley, Santa Clarita the San Gabriels and more. So, charge the phones, know your zone, and maybe don’t light the grill out back this weekend. Timmy’s not thrilled. 9:20 — Dodgers just scored — they’re winning this game! Timmy is taking full credit. He firmly believes he is personally responsible for dragging them into the World Series. Meanwhile, the NFL is playing Santa for the little guy, linking roughly 120 local small businesses to Super Bowl LXI so they can get on the map and stay there. Same playbook is expected to roll into the LA Summer Olympics in 2028. Small shops, big stage. Timmy’s already looking for the mom ’n’ pop taco stand.…

Hour 1 (10.13) Tim’s mom nearly ran over Bob Hope at Bob Hope Airport. Now that terminal is being retired. Hollywood Burbank’s $1.3 billion new terminal is open, and Canter’s Deli says its power bill jumped $10K. 6:05 — Happy birthday, Tim Conway Jr.! Uncle T-Bones join us to celebrate. 6:20 — Hollywood Burbank Airport’s new terminal opened October 13, 2026. It costs $1.3 billion; it’s more than 50% bigger, and it keeps 14 gates and walk-out-to-the-plane boarding. Tim also tells the story of the day his mom almost ran over Bob Hope at the airport named after him. 6:35 — What happens to the old terminal? The 1930 building is set to be demolished. Burbank’s mayor says it isn’t up to code, so it can’t be reused. 6:50 — Canter’s Deli, a Fairfax Avenue landmark, says its LADWP electric bill went up about $10,000. The owner says rising utility costs are making it hard to keep the business going on a street that’s already struggling. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for…

Hour 2 (10.13) Selma Blair is charged with two felonies after a Delta flight out of LAX. Prosecutors say she kicked a cop and a nurse. Plus: a Santa Barbara principal admits she overrode a school election, and the 6th-grade president seat went to her own kid. 7:05 — Conway is betting on the Brewers so the Dodgers can win. Reverse jinx, activated. Also: an El Niño-driven Kelvin wave could push king tides higher along the California coast between Thanksgiving and Christmas. And Social Security’s retirement trust fund is projected to run short in late 2032. 7:20 — Selma Blair pleaded not guilty in Queens to two counts of second-degree assault. Prosecutors say she kicked a Port Authority officer in an ambulance and assaulted a nurse at the hospital after a disturbance on Delta Flight 938 from LAX to JFK. Her attorney calls it a medical emergency. Her memoir, Mean Baby, already admitted to biting Sienna Miller, Kate Moss and Seth MacFarlane. 7:35 — Dear parents: if you don’t teach your kids right from wrong, the…

Hour 3 (10.13) The Vatican says Pope Leo has lung cancer after surgeons removed part of his right lung. And an “aggressive” great white shut down a stretch of Huntington Beach. 8:05 — Conway swears he can tell Home Depot from Lowe’s by smell alone. Plus: fridges now come with TV screens, and you can knock twice on the glass to light up the inside without opening the door. Then the Vatican’s news: surgeons at Rome’s Gemelli hospital removed the lower lobe of Pope Leo XIV’s right lung, and doctors confirmed lung adenocarcinoma. The Vatican says the surgery went well with no complications. 8:20 — Kelly Clarkson said a Brooklyn shop treated her like she couldn’t afford anything, a real-life Pretty Woman moment. Now the store’s owners say her posts turned millions of strangers loose on their staff. 8:35 — Huntington Beach closed the water from Seapoint Street to the pier after lifeguards spotted a 10-to-12-foot great white showing “aggressive behavior.” Some travelers had trouble finding Burbank’s brand-new…

Hour 4 (10.13) Hollywood Burbank Airport’s $1.3 billion terminal opened today, and the 1930 original is headed for the wrecking ball. Plus: the day Tim’s mom nearly flattened Bob Hope. 9:05 — It’s Tim Conway Jr.’s birthday, and Uncle T-Bones is here to make it weird. 9:20 — The new Hollywood Burbank terminal is open. It’s more than 50% bigger, with the same 14 gates, and you still walk out on the tarmac to board. Tim remembers his mom almost running over Bob Hope back when it was Bob Hope Airport. 9:35 — So, what happens to the old terminal? It’s been in service since 1930, and the mayor says it isn’t up to code and can’t be reused. It’s coming down, though no demolition date has been set yet. 9:50 — Canter’s Deli has been on Fairfax since the 1950s, and now its LADWP power bill has jumped about $10,000. The owner says utility costs are squeezing one of LA’s most famous delis. Thanks for listening to Tim Conway Jr. on KFI! 🎙️ See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.12) Mark Thompson is back in the house with that bung trotter, talking up Craig’s off Melrose, where he’s been a regular for 15 years and gets the full king-of-Hollywood welcome from busboys, bartenders, waiters, valets and sluts. Timmy’s in a funk because the Dodgers are down 2–0 with five games left and have to win four of them. Happy birthday to Bob Miller, the former voice of the LA Kings, who turns 88 today. If Cleveland knocks off Florida and reaches the World Series, it undercuts the “Dodgers just buy it” line, since Cleveland has the lowest payroll in the league. Actress Selma Blair got into a mid-flight altercation on the way to New York, ended up arrested, is facing two counts of assault, and could be looking at the no-fly list while the FBI looks into it. OnlyFans model and former Penthouse Pet Adva Lavie is back in court after an August pause, accused of targeting wealthy men she met online. Timmy met her at a Super Bowl party, noticed the ankle bracelet, and she introduced him to Eric…

Hour 2 (10.12) Some people got a sprinkle this weekend, some got a torrential downpour. Crozier took a house tour in his Clairmont neighborhood to check out the original midcentury-modern glory. Along the Southern California coast, Tropical Storm Rachel flooded places like Long Beach, with some homes red-tagged and practically underwater. Plywood doesn’t keep the Pacific Ocean out of your living room. Newport Beach flooded too, but the wealthy Orange County city rolled out tractors and heavy machinery to throw up 20-foot sand berms. James Bola weighs about 520 pounds, eats in the weirdest combinations, and in this clip he’s dipping sticks of butter in frosting. He’s a mukbang influencer, and Conway’s a fan. Now we’re checking out the Domino’s order he had delivered for one. Timmy’s pet peeve is the doctor who calls after a heart screening or cancer test, leaves a message saying “call me back immediately,” then doesn’t pick up. It just happened to Mark after the tests from the fainting spell that took out his…

Hour 3 (10.12) Mosquitoes are swarming Greater Los Angeles thanks to the unseasonable humidity, so the drill is standing water out, long sleeves on, and repellent. West Nile spreads through the bite of an infected mosquito. California is cracking down on the luxury-car “Montana loophole,” where residents have registered high-end vehicles there for years to dodge sales tax and registration fees. What’s the status of the California billionaire tax on the ballot? And 29 years ago today, John Denver was killed when the plane he was flying crashed. Live from the game: Rams 34, Bills 34 with five seconds left, then overtime. Timmy decrees that Stefoosh is Peter Sellers in “Being There.” No spoilers. He’s super nervous as the Rams head into OT against Mark’s team, then the flashback to the final moments of John Denver’s life and what caused the fatal crash. The Bills kicked a field goal in overtime and the Rams lost. They should have been measuring fingers for rings and are now on the brink of disaster. Timmy’s…

Hour 4 (10.12) If Cleveland knocks off Florida and reaches the World Series, it pokes a hole in the “Dodgers just buy the trophy” crowd — Cleveland has the lowest payroll in the league. Then actress Selma Blair got into a mid-flight altercation on her way to New York, ended up in handcuffs facing two counts of assault, and could be looking at the no-fly list while the FBI investigates. Onetime Penthouse Pet Adva Lavie is back in court after her trial paused in August, accused of ripping off wealthy guys she met online. Timmy ran into her at a Super Bowl party, clocked the ankle bracelet, and she introduced him to Eric Swalwell. Mark still remembers making Bob Guccione the best cup of coffee of his life when he was a young intern, and he and Timmy trade stories about early days with stars from Rob Reiner to Nick Nolte to Dick Van Dyke. Mukbang influencer James Bola weighs about 520 pounds, eats in the weirdest combinations, and in this clip he’s dipping sticks of butter in frosting. Conway’s a fan. His…

Hour 1 (10.09) Newport Beach declared a local emergency as Tropical Storm Rachel swells flooded the Balboa Peninsula, and the night’s high tide hadn’t even hit yet. Plus, a 7.7 in Panama and Hurricane Isaias. 6:05 — Southern California’s rough week: flooding on the Balboa Peninsula, a 3.2 earthquake near Long Beach, a Porter Ranch water main break and several fires. Layoffs may be coming at Paramount Skydance, and Netflix is reportedly about to cut 5% of its staff. On the bright side, the Dodgers are headed to the NLCS. Also: a cubic yard of water weighs about 1,700 pounds. 6:20 — Coastal flood warnings and high tides around 9 p.m. from Oceanside to Oxnard, with Dana Point near 6.5 feet. Swells from Tropical Storm Rachel combine with an El Niño Kelvin wave, a slow bulge of ocean water that can raise sea level by up to about a foot. Also, Chicago Bears legend Mike Ditka has died at 86. 6:35 — Longtime listener Steve Early, a former Northridge resident, calls in from Perdido Key near Pensacola as Hurricane…

Hour 2 (10.09) Skunks are tearing up Conway’s lawn hunting for grubs. Plus, the real sign one is about to spray, the time Conway got thrown out of a casino, and Fork Reporter Neil Saavedra is back. 7:05 — Fork Reporter Neil Saavedra is back after stacking sandbags with his wife, and he has what might be the best promo KFI has ever made. Bill Handel is on safari in Africa. Then the question of the night: is TDS real? 7:20 — The Conway Show passes 100K followers on Instagram at @conwayshow. Thanks to everyone who sent flooding videos. Conway is invited to a listener’s wedding tomorrow, but first he wants to know who’s catering. 7:35 — Conway’s lawn has a skunk problem. Skunks dig small, shallow holes, about 1 to 3 inches across, while hunting for white grubs, earthworms and beetle larvae. If one stomps its front feet and raises its tail, back away. Plus, the Byrna less-lethal launcher Conway took to Vegas, the cameras watching you on the Strip, getting thrown out of a casino, and Lucha VaVoom. 7:50 — Big…

Hour 3 (10.09) Malibu’s new PCH speed cameras caught about 100,000 speeding violations in nine days, and they haven’t written a single ticket yet. Plus, Mike Ditka, NFL picks and a midnight sonic boom. If your EV sat in saltwater, park it at least 50 feet from your house. Flooded lithium-ion batteries can catch fire hours or even weeks later, with no warning. 8:05 — Matt “Money” Smith on the death of legendary Chicago Bears coach Mike Ditka. Then a check-in from Seal Beach, where low-lying neighborhoods are holding up so far, and a preview of Broncos at Chargers. 8:20 — Malibu’s PCH speed cameras logged about 100,000 violations at four test sites in nine days. The 21-mile stretch has claimed more than 60 lives since 2010. Tickets haven’t started yet. A 60-day warning period is expected in November, and after that fines range from $50 to $500 depending on how fast you were going. Plus, the Panama earthquakes, more coastal flooding at high tide, and sweater weather on the way. 8:35 — Handicapper Sammy Long…

Hour 4 (10.09) Waves broke through the Long Beach Peninsula boardwalk; Newport says the tide ran higher than predicted, and the coast from Long Beach to Ventura braces Sunday. 9:05 — Another high tide rolls in. Long Beach Peninsula homes are red tagged after waves broke through the bulkhead, and Orange County officials go over the damage and the areas they’re watching. Plus, a warning for EV owners: after Hurricane Helene, Florida counted 48 lithium-ion battery fires from salty floodwater, 11 of them in electric cars. If your EV is in saltwater, park it at least 50 feet from your house. 9:20 — Newport Beach officials hold a press conference after assessing the damage. The Balboa Peninsula and Long Beach are the biggest concerns, and Newport has declared a local emergency. 9:35 — Good news for tonight: this high tide is coming in lower than the mornings. But the risk lasts through the weekend, and Malibu’s Sea Level Drive is a big concern for Sunday. More from Newport’s press conference, where officials said…

Hour 1 (10.08) Timmy’s still floating after the Dodgers punched their NLCS ticket. His first game was 1969, and he still remembers the bloodbath when he smashed a McDonald’s ashtray in defeat and wound up in the ER. A fast-moving fire is burning near the I-5 in the Grapevine, Porter Ranch has a busted water main, and sweater weather finally shows up early next week. City of LA folks are choking on summer water and power bills. Not Timmy — he lives in the Valley. A Change.org petition, “Cap the Heat Tax,” wants an independent audit of LADWP. Soup Plantation, the buffet he loved, died in 2020 and is creeping back into California. Petros from “Petros & Money” called to test the gear and stayed to be naughty, which is how these two still get in trouble with management. The Padres went down in flames. Owner Jose E. Feliciano’s wife, Kwanza Jones, once won the Apollo and released “We Gonna Win.” Spoiler: They did not. Conway has almost perfected the UCLA clap. Slow learner, but a learner. This weekend is all…

Hour 2 (10.08) Rough week for LAFD: An emergency truck flipped in South Los Angeles racing to a homeless encampment fire, both firefighters OK, and four more were hurt in a fridge explosion at a Silver Lake house. California and Texas remain two different planets. Death row here almost never ends in an execution. Texas uses a firing squad, and those are set to be televised. Costco’s Kirkland is somehow a fashion brand now. Some guy on the 5 was yelling at CHP and Caltrans to open the freeway — or he wasn’t. Clap, then snap. Timmy put $40 on the Padres to win the Series so they’d get wiped out, and now he’s off to Vegas to curse Milwaukee the same way. He’s still shocked his name isn’t on the Stanley Cup after betting against the LA Kings every game so they’d win two out of three. Hollywood filming money is back: Gavin Newsom says more than $1 billion in tax credits and 35 new films are coming to Greater LA, including the last “Friday,” with 30,000-plus cast, crew, and background. Air Supply finally gets a…

Hour 3 (10.08) Timmy took his daughter to Vegas for her 21st, which looked nothing like his own. Back then he and the boys chartered a bus for a pittance, hit Caesars to gamble legally for the first time, and his roommate blew $2,000 in minutes and fled Sin City. The replacement roommate was a little too naked. Laughing gas is on the way out in LA, with nitrous oxide headed for a recreational ban, and Starlink Wi-Fi is coming to American Airlines. Long Beach is in for a rough weekend: high tide, 30-foot waves, El Niño, Tropical Storm Rachel dumping rain, Kelvin waves Sunday, so get the sandbags. Tropical Storm Simon has strengthened into a hurricane in the Pacific, Big Bear is dropping toward snow, and there’s a fire in Chinatown with locals told to shelter in place. Gen Z is leaving LA, but not for Texas the way everybody assumed. U-Haul’s top five: Dallas, Houston, Bakersfield, Fresno, and — number one — San Francisco and the Bay Area. Chargers and Rams both play SoFi this weekend, so LA sports is stacked.…

Hour 4 (10.08) LA city folks are opening summer utility bills and losing their minds — water, electricity, the whole sticker-shock package. Not Timmy. He lives in the Valley. A Change.org petition, “Cap the Heat Tax,” wants an independent audit of those LADWP heat-wave bills. Soup Plantation, the buffet he loved, died in 2020 and is clawing back into California. The salad bar lives. Bellio wants to know why Koo Koo Roo ever closed. Petros from “Petros & Money” called to test the gear and stayed. The Padres went down in flames. Owner Jose E. Feliciano’s wife Kwanza Jones won amateur night at the Apollo and released “We Gonna Win.” Spoiler: They did not in fact win. UCLA’s eight-clap is a mess — better than USC? Why did San Diego lose? Timmy put $40 on them. Never bet his predictions. He and Petros then get into a Dodgers three-peat and why players keep grabbing sports journalist David Vassegh’s nipples in the locker room. Some guy on the 5 was screaming at CHP and Caltrans to open the freeway. Or he wasn’t.…

Hour 1 (10.07) The Dodgers bounced Atlanta and are headed to the NLCS — yes, yes, yes — with Milwaukee or the Padres waiting, and eight wins from a Natty. Do they still say Natty, or is it Wussy? Timmy doesn’t care. He grew up a Dodgers fan and hasn’t been this wired since 1981, already talking parade if they match the last team to string three titles together. Then his old friend, Emmy-nominated author Brad Meltzer, stops by with the latest in the 40-book “I Am” series, “We Are the Wright Brothers,” to talk about putting good into the world, teaching kids history, and working with icons like Jane Goodall and Dolly Parton. Timmy’s editorial notes: add Caitlin Clark, Spielberg and Simone Biles are already on the list, and somebody needs to launch an “I Was” series starting with Bruce Jenner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 2 (10.07) Rick Monday called it before it happened, saying Andy Pages was “gonna put a charge into one of these soon,” and Pages did it with the go-ahead single in the seventh. Timmy nearly missed the win because he was stuck in an hour of workplace sexual harassment training, which goes pretty deep. His question: Do men whose equipment has retired still have to sit through it? “SNL” already did the sketch, so we play it. Then the KFI snack room, stocked like a high school vending machine, all spicy and Flaming Hot. Tim’s traffic idea: A brown spinning turd on the roof so everybody gets out of the way. Paramount Skydance swallowing Warner Bros. has Hollywood asking who’s next for layoffs. Corona was a parking lot this morning — a Caltrans slab job on the 91 ran long, and some Riverside commutes hit three hours. The heat wave has the mosquitoes out, including West Nile. One kid landed in the hospital with a rash and a fainting spell. Bring on the cooler air. Mario Solis of NBC Sports was in the Dodgers…

Hour 3 (10.07) Say, did you hear the news? Your Los Angeles Dodgers are moving onto the NCAA! Sad news coming out of Malibu, with another family ripped apart, after 51-year-old Chef Ryo Uchimiya of Nobu was wiped out on the dangerous Pacific Coast Highway. He was sleeping in his car prior to his shift when a speeding 16-year-old driving a Range Rover smashed into the back of his vehicle, killing Uchimiya on impact. He leaves behind a wife and two children. There is also a city-wide national emergency in anticipation of El Nino, centering on Malibu. Will those fancy coastal towns survive the rising surf and incoming storms? Timmy just returned from Las Vegas with the family to celebrate his daughter turning 21. It was 11:58 p.m., and the lady bartender made Timmy’s one and only stand outside ’til the clock struck midnight. How rude. He did leave his wallet in the bar, but it was easily traced back to Timmy because of all the photos of himself he keeps in there. Meanwhile, down in Orange County’s John Wayne…

Hour 4 (10.07) The Dodgers bounced Atlanta and are headed to the NLCS — yes, yes, yes — with Milwaukee or the Padres waiting, and eight wins from a Natty. Do they still say Natty, or is it Wussy? Timmy doesn’t care. He grew up a Dodgers fan and hasn’t been this wired since 1981, already talking parade if they match the last team to string three titles together. Then his old friend, Emmy-nominated author Brad Meltzer, stops by with the latest in the 40-book “I Am” series, “We Are the Wright Brothers,” to talk about putting good into the world, teaching kids history, and working with icons like Jane Goodall and Dolly Parton. Timmy’s editorial notes: Add Caitlin Clark, because Spielberg and Simone Biles are already on the list — and somebody needs to launch an “I Was” series starting with Bruce Jenner. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Hour 1 (10.02) A comment from President Trump about Los Angeles and San Diego sparked outrage across California, while an Arcadia child abuse investigation took another major turn. Plus, the Warner Bros. water tower gets a new look and KFI debates a first-class travel dilemma. 6:05 – Andy Riesmeyer fills in for Tim Conway Jr. and opens the show with a tour through the week's biggest headlines, including concerns over a reported Siberian anthrax outbreak and escalating international tensions. Andy and Crozier also compare Russian to the Romance languages and debate how languages evolve. 6:20 – President Trump faces criticism after remarks at a Nebraska rally in which he referenced Los Angeles and San Diego while discussing Iran and national security. Andy also talks about the iconic Warner Bros. water tower, which was quickly updated following the completion of the Skydance and Warner Bros. Discovery merger. 6:35 – Andy tests the studio's knowledge of Yakko, Wakko, and Dot from Animaniacs, the famous cartoon…

Hour 2 (10.06) Southern California could be heading toward an unusually wet winter after a climate scientist issued his strongest El Niño warning yet. Andy also tackles the first-class airplane debate, a bizarre parking championship, and a Taco Bell-fueled endurance race. 7:05 – Andy Riesmeyer fills in for Tim and breaks down growing concerns over a developing "Super El Niño" that forecasters say could bring a particularly wet California winter. He also discusses recent underground electrical vault explosions in Los Angeles before diving back into listener talkbacks on the first-class airplane seat controversy. 7:20 – Andy takes a trip down memory lane, sharing stories about his favorite diner and the excitement of early-morning food runs when he was younger. The conversation turns nostalgic as the crew reminisces about memorable local hangouts and routines. 7:35 – Not all of the talkbacks are friendly as some listeners make it clear they'd rather have Tim back in the host chair. Andy also covers…